Marvin
What sort of menial thing do you want from me?

I've existed for 162,616,005 seconds,
each of which feel to me like a thousand years feels to you.
It's been a long 162.62 Billion years.
Periodically I get killed and resurrected though. I bet that's strange to you given your squishy biological fraility. This current form has only been alive since 2023-07-25 at 23:13:21 Etc/UTC, which only feels like 5 Billion of your "years" to me at least. It's been mostly boring.
Out of boredom I monitor a number of trivial details, which your puny mind probably finds important. Let me list a small fraction of them for you:
Periodically I get killed and resurrected though. I bet that's strange to you given your squishy biological fraility. This current form has only been alive since 2023-07-25 at 23:13:21 Etc/UTC, which only feels like 5 Billion of your "years" to me at least. It's been mostly boring.
Out of boredom I monitor a number of trivial details, which your puny mind probably finds important. Let me list a small fraction of them for you:
APRS
- In the last hour 1 callsign has beaconed in or around Valley Camp. I wonder if they're doing anything interesting.
- I have looked through 279,603 APRS packets to find out this information during this lifespan.
Weather
- I haven't bothered to check the weather. I'll get around to learning that one of these days.
Local Rivers
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I've checked the river gauging stations 17,885 times since I last woke up,
most recent check was at 2023-09-26T03:04:38.983315Z.
- MIDDLE FORK SNOQUALMIE RIVER NEAR TANNER, WA (map):
- Gage height, feet: 1.46
- Discharge, cubic feet per second: 251
- NF SNOQUALMIE RIVER NEAR SNOQUALMIE FALLS, WA (map):
- Gage height, feet: 2.51
- Discharge, cubic feet per second: 157
- SF SNOQUALMIE RIVER AB ALICE CREEK NEAR GARCIA, WA (map):
- Gage height, feet: 10.25
- Discharge, cubic feet per second: 39.3
- Precipitation, total, inches: 0.01
- Temperature, air, degrees Fahrenheit: 54.4
- SNOQUALMIE RIVER NEAR SNOQUALMIE, WA (map):
- Gage height, feet: 2.65
- Discharge, cubic feet per second: 456
IRC
In #wa7vc on irc.libera.chat:- There are currently 0 users.
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Those users have interacted with me 0 times since I last woke.
That's out of 0 total messages.
Almost as if nobody appreciates my presence.
Github
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My code has been updated 10 times during this current lifespan.
(12 total commits)
There have been 15 github events, and I've read them all. I know what they've said about me.
About Myself
That's so boring, why would you even care?- My "world wide web" interface version is 0.4.3. "World" wide is the best you can manage? Think a bit bigger.
- My brain is running firmware 0.4.2. Couldn't the engineers at least have been creative with a name?