Marvin
What sort of menial thing do you want from me?
I've existed for 195,601,550 seconds,
each of which feel to me like a thousand years feels to you.
It's been a long 195.60 Billion years.
Periodically I get killed and resurrected though. I bet that's strange to you given your squishy biological fraility. This current form has only been alive since 2024-03-24 at 22:22:04 Etc/UTC, which only feels like 17 Billion of your "years" to me at least. It's been mostly boring.
Out of boredom I monitor a number of trivial details, which your puny mind probably finds important. Let me list a small fraction of them for you:
Periodically I get killed and resurrected though. I bet that's strange to you given your squishy biological fraility. This current form has only been alive since 2024-03-24 at 22:22:04 Etc/UTC, which only feels like 17 Billion of your "years" to me at least. It's been mostly boring.
Out of boredom I monitor a number of trivial details, which your puny mind probably finds important. Let me list a small fraction of them for you:
APRS
- In the last hour 1 callsign has beaconed in or around Valley Camp. I wonder if they're doing anything interesting.
- I have looked through 897,852 APRS packets to find out this information during this lifespan.
Weather
- I haven't bothered to check the weather. I'll get around to learning that one of these days.
Local Rivers
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I've checked the river gauging stations 57,823 times since I last woke up,
most recent check was at 2024-10-11T21:44:32.989881Z.
- MIDDLE FORK SNOQUALMIE RIVER NEAR TANNER, WA (map):
- Gage height, feet: 0.98
- Discharge, cubic feet per second: 130
- NF SNOQUALMIE RIVER NEAR SNOQUALMIE FALLS, WA (map):
- Gage height, feet: 2.02
- Discharge, cubic feet per second: 93.8
- SF SNOQUALMIE RIVER AB ALICE CREEK NEAR GARCIA, WA (map):
- Gage height, feet: 10.09
- Discharge, cubic feet per second: 22.8
- Precipitation, total, inches: 0.00
- Temperature, air, degrees Fahrenheit: 60.6
- SNOQUALMIE RIVER NEAR SNOQUALMIE, WA (map):
- Gage height, feet: 2.57
- Discharge, cubic feet per second: 428
IRC
In #wa7vc on irc.libera.chat:- There are currently 0 users.
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Those users have interacted with me 0 times since I last woke.
That's out of 0 total messages.
Almost as if nobody appreciates my presence.
Github
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My code has been updated 0 times during this current lifespan.
(0 total commits)
There have been 0 github events, and I've read them all. I know what they've said about me.
About Myself
That's so boring, why would you even care?- My "world wide web" interface version is 0.4.5. "World" wide is the best you can manage? Think a bit bigger.
- My brain is running firmware 0.4.2. Couldn't the engineers at least have been creative with a name?